Federal Housing Administration

Back in April (it seems like an eon of Clinton ago!) FBI Director Robert Mueller gave a speech to the American Bar Association titled "Corporate Fraud and Public Corruption: Are We Becoming More Crooked?" The question was left open. Mueller wrapped up with a Teddy Roosevelt quote: "Character, in the long run, is the decisive factor in the life of an individual, and of nations alike."

"What are you working on today, Madam President?" asked Doctor Murchison.

"My plan to fix the housing crisis," said Hillary, without looking up.